Action’s Eleven
November 30, 2007
I don’t like the Ocean’s 11 series. The first one was good I guess, but did anyone watch 12 or 13? Yeah, I didn’t either.
Although I don’t have the budget for this YET, I am working on what I think should be the next movie in the series. ACTION’S ELEVEN. Instead of the pretty, handsome, clever star-studded cast of Ocean’s 11, it would star action heroes. Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Seagal, Van Damme, Bruce Willis, The Rock, Vin Diesel, Wesley Snipes, etc.
You’re probably thinking “Thats a dum idea!1 they won’t come up with clevar plot to steal teh monies from teh casino lol!11
EXACTLY! The plot would be based around all of these men needing to take money from a casino in order to save their wife/daughter who has been kidnapped/put in danger. No clever smug plot. No behind-the-scenes on the dvd about how they all love working together and how they’re friends off camera and their kids play together on the set and how making the movie was “such a blast!” They just go into the casino, kill everyone in it, take the money, and run out just in time before THE CASINO EXPLODES.
Any budget for writing would go to coming up with one-liners such as “It’s time for you to fold!” and “you’ve just broken even”.
